Anti-Fascist Axiom Hat

Some hats whisper. This one runs a quick ethical check and chooses accordingly. The front shows funny programming code that says if someone is a Nazi, punch, otherwise give them a high five. Clean logic, zero mystery, no meeting required. Made for coders, terminal gremlins, anti-fascists, pro-equality loudmouths, progressive troublemakers, protest regulars, and anti-ICE people who enjoy political humor with a syntax joke. It works as a gift for your favorite programmer or a souvenir from your ongoing refusal to be normal.