Useless Hoodie

Not every day needs a purpose. Our hoodie carries the Strange Allies flaming beer glass on the chest and, on the back, a skeleton leaning over a table with a drink and a smoke beneath the words "Time to be useless." It is a scheduled reminder, not a breakdown. Wear it after you toss your phone in a drawer for a whole Saturday, building a couch fort for a movie you have seen eleven times, staring at the ceiling fan with zero guilt, or posting up at a dive bar patio with no plans after. Heavyweight, oversized and organic, with a hood for maximum hiding. A gift for overworked friends and a souvenir of doing nothing well.