Anti-Fascist Axiom T-shirt

Some logic is just good code. Our T-shirt runs a tiny program that checks if someone is a Nazi, punches if true and hands out a high five otherwise. It's a nerdy joke with a very clear output, built for coders, protest people and progressive friends with zero patience for fascist cosplay. Printed on organic cotton in a regular fit, this unisex tee works for hackathons, standups, marches and the office where you're tired of explaining basic decency. A gift for the developer who comments every line, and a souvenir from the resistance group chat.