Anti-Fascist Axiom Sticker

Fascism famously does not compile, and our Anti-Fascist Axiom sticker proves it in a few clean lines of code. The design runs a JavaScript-style conditional: if the person in question is a Nazi, punch(); otherwise, highFive(). It is the punch Nazis message written for programmers, in monospace type that looks like it came straight out of your editor. At 7.5" x 3.75", it fits laptops, water bottles, notebooks and bumpers. Stick it on your laptop at the coffee shop and watch who laughs and who goes quiet. A great gift for developers, activists and anyone whose logic has no catch block for maybe.