Anti-Fascist Axiom Crop Top

Written in monospace code across a women's crop top: if (isNazi === true) { punch(); } else { highFive(); }. Programmers will catch the strict equality check, which means no fuzzy type conversion and no room for "very fine people on both sides." Everybody else gets a high five by default. It's the most readable function you'll ever ship, and it has zero bugs. Standup is about to get interesting. Check the video size guide and size chart to find your fit.